The Roasted Society

[ We all should be extremely grateful to Ranveer and Karan-Arjun's of the Bollywood and their Roasted Roadies for introducing us to the new "Roastnary", I wonder how we used to live so far, so boring!! ]

1)

Son: xxxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxx

Father: xxxx xxxxxx xxx x xxx xxxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxx xxxxx  xxxxx xxxxxx

Son: xxxxxxx x xx x x xxxxxx xx xxxx x xxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxx

Father: xxx x xx  xxxxxx xxxx xxx

Son: xxxx, xxxxx xxx xx xxxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxx

Father: xxxx xxxxx xx xxxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxx xxx xxxxx

Son: xxx xxxx xx

2)

Lady Teacher (to Class XI students) : Well, students, today we will learn Derivatives.

Male Student: (murmurs) oh no, xx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxx xxxxx xxxxxx

Female Student: yeah yaar, xxxx xxx xx xxxxx xxxxxxx xxxx xxxxx xxx xxxxx xxxxx

3)

Group of friends enjoying hot burger and soft drink at a sit-out

Friend 1: xxxx xxxx xxxxxx xxx xxxx xxx xxx xxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxx

Friend 2: xxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxxx xxxx

Friend 3: xx xxx xxxxx xxx xx xxxx xxxx xxxx

Friend 1: xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxx xxx xxxx xxxxx

All burst into laughter

4)

Passenger 1: (to the bus conductor): xxx xxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxx xxx

Conductor  : xxx xxxx xxx xxx xx xxxxxx xxxx xxxxx

5)

Software Developer: (to Software Tester) xxxx xxxxx xxx xxxx xxx xxx xxxxx xx x xxxxxx xxxx

Software Tester: xxx xxx xxxxx xxxxxx xxx xxx xxx xx xxxx xx xxxxx

Project Manager: (to both) xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx xxx xxxx

6)

(At High Level Corporates Dinner party)

Corporate 1: xxxxx xxx xxx xxx xx xxxx xxx xxxxxxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxx

Corporate 2: xxx xxxxx xxx xx xx xx x xx xxxxx xx xxxxxx xxxxx

Lady Corporate 1: xxxxx xxx xxxx xxx xxx xxxxxxx xxx xxxxxx xxxx

Corporate 3: xxxx xxxx xxx xxxxx xx xxxx xxx

(All booze throughout the night)

7)

Self-styled politician from the local ward carrying out a motor bike ride with his supporters

Supporter 1: xxxx xxx xxx xx xxxxx xxxxx xxx xxxxx

Supporter 2: xxx xxxx xx xxxx xx xxxxx xx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxx

All shout vehemently : xxxx xx xxx xxxx xxxx

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At a zuggi-zopadi in Pune's Bhavani Peth, a labourer and family are fast asleep after a long tiring day while an uncertain tomorrow awaits them.

At a remote village, a farmer and his family concerned about the long awaited rains have dinner which is just enough to feed the entire family; with no idea about what's in store for tomorrow.